Life is all mystery.
But today, in the midst of a Recession, there’s only one I want answered. Somewhere in Chelsea, on 6th Avenue, why does a place called “Great Burrito” advertise with a prominent piece of pizza?
On to the topics at hand.
On Universal Healthcare
Night of the presidential debates. Outside of one of the subways headed to the Whitney Museum on the Upper East Side, there’s a homeless guy on the street. He’s rocking back and forth pretty adamantly muttering something incoherent. By his splayed legs there’s a cup. I move around him. One of his legs is deeply discolored and taut around a bright red open wound. The guy needs help. So the cup had some quarters, and there was a debate raging in Oxford Mississippi. But healthcare wouldn’t get to him as fast as the gangrene would. I gave a dollar and said a prayer.
On Retirement
I went to Banana Republic and was milling around waiting for my roommates to finish their shopping. An attendant flagged me down, and despite my protestations, she had decided I would have a Banana Republic card. Despite my protestations and coming short of explaining my nasty credit, she had me signing up. I took out my passport resigned to pleasant conversation to reduce her embarrassment at having to turn me down. She said simply “I cannot wait to get one of these”. She turned out to have lived in Lebanon, then in Venezuela. We shifted our conversation to Spanish. She relayed her life briefly, while paying brief attention to the computer screen, sweeping her hands describing California, speaking Arabic. Then suddenly said she wished she would be underground within the next few years. I didn’t know if she meant suicide or just to be dead. “La vida es bellisima” I said, Life is beautiful. “Possiblemente, porque tu eres joven”, Possibly, but you’re young, she said. Her son had been killed somehow, the detail lost in translation, she was having a difficult time getting a passport, she missed home. I didn’t get my Banana Republic Card, I was holding up the line. I realized I had to find my friends, she said it was good to meet me, and seemed sad to end the conversation on that note.
My Lebanese-American roommates, gleeful at finding trench coats and flats, needed a checkout woman. They got a discount that night.
On Public Transportation, Part 1
A stately Russian woman who tapped my shoulder at the 77th street subway.
“Do you know where the 4 train is?”, she asked.
“The 4…bus?”
“Yes, bus.”
“It’s right here.”
“Yes but…” she was at loss for words, so I walked over to the bus stop. There was a sign in English
“NOTICE this stop has been rerouted due to RAGAMUFFIN PARADE please use stop at 74th street.”
“Ma’am you have to walk down because it’s been rerouted” She is practically glowing, but she has no idea what I am talking about.
“I don’t understand” she laughed.
I don’t know any Russian. I grab the bus pole, and shook the bus sign with all my might till it shook. I pointed down the blocks waving two fingers. she laughed again,
“Ah two blocks, thank you.” She gently touches my arm and walks off.
On Public Transportation, Part 2
Subway morning commute. packed so tight it must be violating something, people balance coffee and newspapers and fight for grabbing surface. out of a medley of shoulders and knees a small infantile hand shoots out and grabs precious pole space. a small Chinese 2 year old being held by his grandmother is secured to a pole, and he ain’t lettin go any time soon.
On Public Arts
Sunset Park, walking up to the train station around 9 PM. Merengue music is booming from outside of either a stereo shop or Spanish food restaurant. Ahead of us is a father holding his young daughter, lazily involved in the music emanating from some crevice, presumably a speaker from the sidewalk basement service entrance. Upon closer inspection there is an actual band in the basement. Same band possibly spotted in Red Hook baseball field periphery a few weeks later.